Paige Veuxs
Professor Pericles Croesus Villainov took the mantle of PPC Villain when he first hatched his diabolical plan for world domination using paid search listings. He established Subjugation Dome 7 and gathered to him some of the most villainous fiends to ever darken the internet marketing landscape.
His first recruit was Doctor Clicktastrophe; banned on several sites for the heinous blasphemy of attempting to bring dead ppc blog posts back to life. Dr. Click is a deadly fiend whose appetite for destruction is only matched by her quest for the perfect CTR. Sadly, she was cut down in her prime – victim of a freak Thai food poisoning incident.
Iron Fist
Determined, The Villain continued his search for minions.
Next was Paige Veuxs, a fiery beauty trained in the art of consumer seduction and message board infiltration. She is dangerous in the boardroom, deadly in a bid war.
Little is known about the metal monstrosity known as Iron Fist. Theories abound as to its origins. It could be a robot created by Professor Villainov, or it might be some sort of mutant. The one thing that is known is that it’s a giant metal fist that can talk. Do you really need to know more than that?
Baron von Badlink
The heir to an Austrian Barony, Baron Von Badlink was the last to be recruited by the PPC Villain in his diabolical schemes. Known for his superior style and pompous demeanor, the Baron is a cruel taskmaster. It is said that he once killed a site just for Quality Scoring too low.
This motley crew of brigands and ne’er-do-wells do everything they can to assist the PPC Villain in his fell and deadly deeds.
